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10 of the best Christmas cracker jokes

<p>Get in the festive spirit with these classic, corny Christmas jokes.</p> <p><strong>Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?</strong></p> <p>A: They have too many needles</p> <p><strong>What do snowmen eat for breakfast?</strong></p> <p>A: Ice crispies</p> <p><strong>What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?</strong></p> <p>A: You get tinsel-it is</p> <p><strong>What do elves learn in school?</strong></p> <p>A: The elf-abet</p> <p><strong>What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?</strong></p> <p>A:  A Christmas quacker</p> <p><strong>What do grapes sing at Christmas?</strong></p> <p>A: 'Tis the season to be jelly</p> <p><strong>What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?</strong></p> <p>A: The Christmas alphabet has noel</p> <p><strong>What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?</strong></p> <p>A: A cookie sheet</p> <p><strong>What's red and white, red and white, red and white?</strong></p> <p>A: Santa Claus rolling down the hill</p> <p><strong>Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?</strong></p> <p>A: He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone</p> <p><strong>Related links: </strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="/lifestyle/family-pets/2014/09/why-family-traditions-are-so-important/"></a></em></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="http://www.oversixty.co.nz/lifestyle/family-pets/2015/11/interspecies-animal-friendships/">15 unlikely friendships that will melt your heart</a></em></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="/lifestyle/family-pets/2014/09/why-family-traditions-are-so-important/"></a></em></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="http://www.oversixty.co.nz/lifestyle/family-pets/2015/12/christmas-miracle-save-sister/">A Christmas miracle saved my sister</a></em></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="/lifestyle/family-pets/2014/09/why-family-traditions-are-so-important/"></a></em></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="http://www.oversixty.co.nz/lifestyle/family-pets/2015/12/life-lessons-from-grandparents/">Top 10 life lessons kids learn from grandparents</a></em></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="/lifestyle/family-pets/2014/09/why-family-traditions-are-so-important/"> </a></em></strong></span></p>

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