Placeholder Content Image

Roger Federer pokes fun at his age with hilarious dad joke

<p>Roger Federer has poked fun at his advancing years with a joke at the Hopman Cup New Year's Eve ball.</p> <p>The 36-year-old is in Perth with 20-year-old compatriot Belinda Bencic for the exhibition event, ahead of the Australian Open grand slam.</p> <p>Having played at last year’s Hopman Cup together, the duo has been on another winning streak together.</p> <p>At the New Year’s Eve ball, the tennis partners were asked to introduce each other, with Federer’s introduction of Benic leaving the crowd very amused.</p> <p>Federer began with: "I'd like to introduce my partner…”</p> <p>But he soon turned the slight misstep into a joke, finishing with: "She's so young... or I'm so old I could be her dad!"</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr">Happy new year from Perth everyone, 2017 was unreal. 2018 here we come. <br />🎇🎆 <a href="https://t.co/nFtTfNlpjQ">pic.twitter.com/nFtTfNlpjQ</a></p> — Roger Federer (@rogerfederer) <a href="https://twitter.com/rogerfederer/status/947509072827375616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 31, 2017</a></blockquote> <p>The Swiss superstar, who has four young children (two sets of twins!) of his own with wife Mirka, had not even shared Bencic's name before he started laughing himself.</p> <p>Benic then introduced the great man himself with: "And I'd like to introduce the ultimate quokka selfie king!”</p> <p>"And grand slam champion and all of that, Roger Federer!"</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr">Meet my new furry friend. <br />So happy to be back down under 🙃<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HappyQuokka?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#HappyQuokka</a> @westernaustralia <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/justanotherdayinWA?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#justanotherdayinWA</a> <a href="https://t.co/YvgdMCs13u">pic.twitter.com/YvgdMCs13u</a></p> — Roger Federer (@rogerfederer) <a href="https://twitter.com/rogerfederer/status/946295988741742592?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 28, 2017</a></blockquote> <p>On his first day in Australia, Federer shared a selfie with a quokka on Rottnest Island on his social media.</p>

News

Placeholder Content Image

Poke salad bowl

<p>Poke is a raw fish salad popular in Hawaiian cuisine. Try this delicious and healthy meal today.             </p> <p><strong>Top tip:</strong> Almost any vegetables can be added</p> <p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Serves:</span></strong> 1</p> <p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ingredients: </span></strong></p> <ul> <li>1 tbsp carrot, grated</li> <li>1 tbsp kumara, grated raw</li> <li>1 tbsp radish, grated</li> <li>1 tbsp red onion, sliced</li> <li>1 tbsp edamame beans</li> <li>1 tbsp bean sprouts</li> <li>2 tbsps red cabbage, grated </li> <li>Pinch dried seaweed powder</li> <li>3 tbsps brown rice. White rice or noodles can also be used</li> </ul> <p><em>For the poke dressing:</em></p> <ul> <li>1 tsp shichi-mi tōgarashi Japanese spice mix</li> <li>1 tsp siracha chilli sauce</li> <li>1/2 cup mirin Japanese rice vinegar </li> <li>1/2 cup soy sauce</li> <li>1/2 cup Thai sweet chilli sauce</li> <li>2 tbsp miso past</li> <li>1 tbsp sesame oil <br /> This is enough dressing for a number of salads. It lasts for about a week in the fridge.<strong> </strong></li> </ul> <p><em>For the protein:<br /></em></p> <ul> <li>Teriyaki chicken. Marinate chicken thighs in teriyaki sauce and grill till cooked. Serve one thigh per bowl.</li> <li>Raw tuna or salmon. Mix into the salad or throw on top. Serve about 100g per bowl, sliced.</li> </ul> <p><em>For the garnish:</em></p> <ul> <li>A few slices of pickled ginger</li> <li>A few slices of pickled cucumber</li> <li>Sprinkle of fried shallots</li> <li>Sprinkle of crushed wasabi peas</li> <li>Swirl of wasabi mayo (half cup of Kewpie Mayonnaise mixed with teaspoon of siracha and wasabi powder</li> <li>Top with fish roe if serving raw fish or cover with pea feathers for decoration</li> </ul> <p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Method:</span></strong></p> <p>1. Mix all your salad ingredients together in a bowl and pour over two tablespoons of poke dressing. Top with your choice of chopped protein (fish or chicken). Drizzle wasabi mayo over the top and add the garnishes.</p> <p><em>First appeared on <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stuff.co.nz.</span></strong></a> Image credit: Max Laure/Stuff.co.nz.</em></p> <p><em><strong>Have you ordered your copy of the Over60 cookbook, </strong></em><strong>The Way Mum Made It</strong><em><strong>, yet? Featuring 175 delicious tried-and-true recipes from you, the Over60 community, and your favourites that have appeared on the Over60 website, <a href="https://shop.abc.net.au/products/way-mum-made-it-pbk" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">head to the abcshop.com.au to order your copy now.</span></a></strong></em></p>

Food & Wine

Placeholder Content Image

Polar bear pokes head through port hole

<p>In something of a Goldilocks moment, Norwegian scientists on board an Arctic research vessel were recently surprised to find an adult polar bear sniffing out their boat-cooked waffles. </p> <p>The wildlife experts were preparing the sweet treats to go with their afternoon coffee when the hungry bear popped its nose through the kitchen porthole.</p> <p>While some might have been scared of the potentially dangerous predator, the team were so charmed by their curious neighbour that they extended it an offer to tea, handing it a raw fish fillet. </p> <p>A Reddit user shared <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5e0h7z/my_uncle_who_works_on_an_arctic_research_vessel/" target="_blank">the moment</a></strong></span> his uncle, one of the scientists on the research and expedition vessel, hand-fed the bear, which appeared to be minding its manners, taking a delicate nibble at the fillet. </p> <p>The boat docks at Tromsø, Norway and typically tours the Arctic, but it has also made its way down under several times to the Antarctic, the <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-4151260/Amazing-moment-polar-bear-pops-head-Arctic-boat.html" target="_blank">Mail Online reports.</a></strong></span></p> <p>In the summer, it's based in Norwegian archipelago Svalbard which, half way to the North Pole, is one of the northernmost areas inhabited by humans. It's also home to plenty of wildlife, including reindeer, Arctic foxes and polar bears of course. </p> <p><em>First appeared on <a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Stuff.co.nz.</strong></span></a></em></p> <p><em>Image credit: Johnny_love via Reddit </em></p>

Cruising

Placeholder Content Image

Air New Zealand pokes fun at Qantas in playful video

<p>Air New Zealand has released a video of rival airlines' bosses singing its praises.</p> <p>The 30 second mashup video features soundbites from American Airlines chief executive Doug Parker and Qantas chief executive Alan Joyce at a recent news conference in New Zealand.</p> <p>Air New Zealand posted the video to Instagram and Twitter, continuing an online rivalry with Qantas which started with a bet between the competing airlines in the lead up to the Rugby World Cup final between the All Blacks and Wallabies.</p> <p>The All Blacks victory resulted in Qantas crew members having to wear All Blacks jerseys after losing the bet.</p> <p>In the latest video Parker and Joyce are heard singing the praises of Air New Zealand's service, brand and safety videos - compliments which made the national carrier "blush".</p> <p>The footage was taken from a press conference in Wellington earlier in November when American Airlines and Qantas announced a new non-stop service between Auckland and Los Angeles, in direct competition with Air New Zealand.</p> <p>"The only thing we can't match is that safety video they have with the All Blacks," Parker said at the press conference.</p> <p>Joyce told media Air New Zealand was "a great company".</p> <p>"We think Air New Zealand are an extremely well run airline," Joyce said.</p> <p>Air New Zealand's Twitter handle @FlyAirNZ posted the video, which has since been retweeted 117 times and received 340 likes.</p> <p>Qantas was quick to respond to the video with a comment on Instagram saying it was "so sweet" how well Air New Zealand had taken news of its alliance with American Airlines.</p> <p>"We're smiling not blushing about our new LA to NZ services, book here AirNZ customers," Qantas said with a link to its website.</p> <p><em>Video credit: Twitter / AirNZ</em></p> <p>Written by John Anthony. First appeared on <a href="http://www.Stuff.co.nz"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Stuff.co.nz</strong></span></a>.</p>

News