Tradie’s hilarious note to wife about bathroom habits
A tradesman from Brisbane has written a hilarious note to his wife outlining the issues and frustrations he has with her bathroom habits.
Everything from her lack of flushing, leaving towels on the floor and her use of his deodorant is on the typed letter, and ends with “I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH – PLEASE CHANGE BATHROOM HABITS.”
Clearly this is a man with some pent-up issues about his wife’s bathroom use, as the letter starts out in paragraphs and ends with some serious bullet points that need to be actioned.
The man writes in good humour, including a mention of finding his wife’s “paw prints” inside his hair product, and a point about her stealing space in his single drawer instead of using the four allocated to her.
As for the lid being left off the toothpaste, his wife is told that “If I didn’t love you quite so much I may just be tempted to sabotage the toothpaste with some foreign matter (up to your imagination) to teach you a lesson.”
Kath Rose was the wife on the receiving end of the good-natured letter and told the ABC that it had her in a fit of laughter.
“He made a really important point about bathroom politics and marriages and how it's important to be open about it and chat … about how you share bathrooms, because it could really be a reflection of the marriage.”
Does your partner or family member have any bathroom habits that infuriate you? We would love to hear how you deal with it in the comments below.